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		<title>A Woman&#8217;s Experience With Children</title>
		<description><![CDATA[


 
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous mother.
Things I&#8217;ve learned [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lilmikki.com/01/2009/a-womans-experience-with-children/</link>
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		<title>Twas the night before Christmas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
PLASTER AND STONE.
I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.
I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A TREE.
NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lilmikki.com/12/2008/twas-the-night-before-christmas/</link>
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		<title>MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lilmikki.com/12/2008/mental-hospital-phone-menu/</link>
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		<title>Things to remember about love</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1.   The pain never goes away.
2.   If it hurts that bad you shouldn`t have done it to begin with.
3.   You`d like to drown your sorrows, but sorrow can swim.
4.   He/ she was really worth it!
5.   You need to trust at least one other person besides yourself.
6.   If it makes you cry, then you cared.
7.   Always [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lilmikki.com/11/2008/things-to-remember-about-love/</link>
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		<title>Redneck Driving Applications</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Redneck Driving Applications
Redneck Driver&#8217;s Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: ________________
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lilmikki.com/11/2008/redneck-driving-applications/</link>
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